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  Certified Genuine User, another trusted member has indicated that they personally know and recommend this user. DavidNLaney
Member since: 02/01/12
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Couple Him: Straight
Her: Straight

    
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  DavidNLaney
Couple
He:  67   6'0   220
She: 40   5'1   155
 
 
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  Elmendorf
TX, USA

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Interest Levels
Tame 0 on a scale of 0-4     Couples 4 on a scale of 0-4
Moderate 0 on a scale of 0-4     Males 3 on a scale of 0-4
Wild 0 on a scale of 0-4     Females 3 on a scale of 0-4
Desired Age Range
30 to 65
Other Info
  • Drinkers OK
  • No Smokers
    We love drama free people! Come party Æ Riverside! 210-852-1748
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    Short Tag Line:
    We love drama free people! Come party Æ Riverside! 210-852-1748

    I/We are looking for
    WE ARE LOOKING FOR DRAMA FREE COUPLES WHO ENJOY RELAXING TIMES AT OUR PLACE FOR GRILLING, SWIMMING AND ANY OTHER ACTIVITIES THAT HAPPEN.

    Describe Yourself:
    WE ARE VERY OUTGOING, AND HARD WORKING COUPLE WHO LIKES TO HOST PARTIES EVERY WEEKEND. WE ARE BOTH VERY WELL EDUCATED COUPLE AND LOVE TO SPEND TIME WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY. WE ENJOY MUSIC, SPORTS, "GO RAMPAGE" AND UPSCALE RESTAURANTS ON AN EVENING OUT.

    Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
    FRIDAY DECEMBER 28th: YEAR END BASH DAY 1
    RIVERSIDE IS HAVING A 4 DAY YEAR ENDING PARTY AND WE INVITE Y’ALL TO COME JOIN US. OUR RESTAURANT OPENS AT 8:30 AM AND SERVES BREAKFAST & LUNCH UNTIL 4:00 PM. THE HOT TUBS WILL BE BUSY LATER IN THE DAY AFTER THE RESTAURANT CLOSES. OUR ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT WILL BE OUTDOORS AS WE ARE GOING TO ENJOY A BONFIRE AND HANG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS. WE WILL LIGHT THE BONFIRE AT 7:30 PM AND WE SUGGEST THAT YOU BRING A BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS IF YOU LIKE. COME AND ENJOY THE EVENING WITH FRIENDS. WE ALSO HAVE 12 RENTAL UNITS AVAILABLE AND WE CAN PUT TOGETHER A FRIDAY NIGHT-TO-TUESDAY NIGHT STAY & PLAY PACKAGE TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR WALLET. CALL 210-852-1748 AND ASK FOR LANEY FOR A STAY -N- PLAY PRICE.

    SATURDAY DECEMBER 29th: PRE NEW YEARS DANCE
    WE’RE INTO DAY 2 OF OUR 4 DAY PARTY! WE OPEN THE DOORS AT 8:30 AM AND WE ARE READY TO ENJOY A FUN DAY AT THE RANCH. THE RESTAURANT WILL BE OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING BREAKFAST & LUNCH AND WE WILL BE HAVING A POTLUCK DINNER IN THE RESTAURANT AT 6:00 PM SHARP! THE THEME FOR THE POTLUCK IS “LEFTOVERS IN YOUR FRIDGE” SO WRAP UP ALL THOSE LEFTOVERS FROM THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND LET’S HAVE A FEAST. OUR DANCE BEGINS AT THE USUAL TIME OF 8:30 PM AND WE HOPE TO SEE Y’ALL AT THE PARTY. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. AND ON PREMISE. THE COST FOR A 1 DAY MEMBERSHIP IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES . THE CLUB PROVIDES ICE, CUPS AND A MUNCHIE BAR AND OUR DOORS CLOSE AT 11:00 PM. COME AND SPEND AND EVENING AT RIVERSIDE AND MEET NEW FRIENDS AND RE-ACQUAINT WITH OUR FRIENDS.

    SUNDAY DECEMBER 30th: LAST DISCOUNT DAY OF 2012
    WOW! WE HAVE COME TO THE LAST HALF-PRICE DAY OF THE YEAR AND WE WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO PATRONIZED OUR HALF PRICE DAYS AND ELAINE AND I ARE ALREADY PLANNING ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE OUR WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY VALUE. OUR RESTAURANT IS OPEN TODAY FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING QUALITY FOOD TO Y’ALL. WE ARE GOING TO HOST A CASINO NIGHT BEGINNING AT 8:00 PM AND WE’RE GONNA GAMBLE THE EVENING AWAY WITH OUR FRIENDS. COME AND ENJOY THE LAST HALF-PRICED SUNDAY OF THE YEAR.

    MONDAY DECEMBER 31st: NEW YEARS EVE DAY 4
    HERE WE ARE DOWN TO THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR AND WHAT A YEAR IT HAS BEEN. WE HAVE FACED MORE ADVERSITY IN THE LAST YEAR THAN MOST BUSINESS WOULD FACE IN A LIFETIME. THE LEGAL MATTERS OF THE CLUB WILL BE SETTLED IN A FEW WEEKS TO OUR BENEFIT AND THE WATER PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN RECTIFIED AS WE HAVE REPLACED THE OLD WITH ALL NEW PIPING. RIGHT DOWN TO THE WELL BEING OVERHAULED. WE HAVE SURVIVED THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF THE LOYALTY AND HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP OF OUR MEMBERS WHO LOVE RIVERSIDE. WE THANK MIKE & MICKEY FOR ALL OF YOUR DEDICATION AND HARD WORK ALONGSIDE ELAINE & I AND LOOK FOR A PROSPEROUS & HEALTHY 2013. OUR RESTAURANT IS CLOSED FOR BREAKFAST & LUNCH TODAY AS ELAINE (MY HONEY) WILL BE BUSY IN THE KITCHEN ALL DAY PREPARING OUR PRIME RIB DINNER THAT IS SERVED AT 6:30 PM. THE DINNER CONSISTS OF SALAD, DINNER ROLL, PRIME RIB (CHICKEN CORDON BLEU BY REQUEST) BAKED POTATO, GREEN BEANS WITH LEMON & ALMONDS, STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE & BEVERAGE. OUR NEW YEAR’S PARTY WILL BEGIN AT 9:00 PM TONIGHT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 8:30 PM. ALL YOUR PARTY FAVORS WILL BE PROVIDED AND CHAMPAGNE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR A TOAST SHORTLY BEFORE MIDNIGHT. TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE BY CALLING THE OFFICE AT (210-852-1748). THEY ARE $40.00 PER PERSON FOR THE DINNER AND THE PARTY. ANY MEMBERS OF RIVERSIDE WHO ATTENDS THE PARTY ON ONLY OR THE DINNER ONLY MUST PAY $20.00 PER PERSON. VISITORS ATTENDING EITHER OR BOTH MUST PAY THE REQUIRED AMOUNT PLUS THEIR DAILY FEE. THIS WILL BE A GREAT NIGHT OF MEETING OLD AND NEW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND DANCING AND ABOVE ALL MAKING A RESOLUTION TO HELP GROW YOUR CLUB INTO 2013 TO BE A CUSTOMER FRIENDLY ADULT-CLOTHING OPTIONAL LIFESTYLE RESORT. WE WISH ALL OF YOU A GREAT, HEALTHY, PROSPEROUS 2013!


    OUR FANTASIES ARE ONLY SHARED WITH OURSELVES.

    What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
    WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE OUR BUSINESS GROW AND ONE DAY BE ABLE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD :). OUR LOVE IS SO SPECIAL AND WE WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!